NOT FUNNY: ‘Tonight Show’ writers, Miley Cyrus pen teary notes to Hillary

American Mirror
October 6, 2017

Miley Cyrus joined the female writers for The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Wednesday to heap praise and thanks on failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton during her latest stop in a nationwide tour to offer excuses for her loss.

“I know that our female writers in particular are big fans of yours and they wanted to thank you in person,” Fallon told Clinton, who appeared on the show decked out in an all black pantsuit.

“So if you don’t mind, is it cool if they write out some thank you notes?”

“Oh, I love thank you notes, actually,” Clinton said.

Several female writers then took Fallon’s seat beside Clinton to write out their notes to special “thank you note writing music.”

“Thank you, Hillary Clinton. For being the first female presidential candidate nominated by a major party. And also the first female senator of New York. And also first first lady to transcend first ladyhood to become secretary of state,” one writer said as she wrote out her note.

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“I guess what I’m trying to say is thank you Hillary Clinton for being the Hillary Clinton of American politics,” she continued to applause and Clinton clutched the note next to her heart.

“Thank you sooo much,” Clinton said. “Thank you.”

“Thank you Hillary Clinton for handling this difficult transition with more grace than I ever could have imagined,” the next writer said. “That being said, call me day or night and I will be there with a gallon of ice cream and two spoons to tell you, ‘Girl, you are so much better than him.’”

“You might get the call!” Clinton said as she roared with laughter.

“Thank you Hillary, for all the work you’ve done for public healthcare,” another writer said. “Ever since the election I’ve really depended on my government-subsidized anti-anxiety medication.”

“Thank you, Hillary,…

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