by Melissa Melton
Well, it’s that merry time of the year once again.
Yes, Christmas…the time when families come together to celebrate the holidays and our Congress renews the National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) with that oh-so-necessary indefinite detention clause that says American citizens can be detained, yes indefinitely, without charge or trial upon suspicion of terrorism. If you and your family happen to live in the United Corporations of America and your travels involve an airplane ride, well then you’re likely to get felt up by the upstanding folks over at the Transportation Security Administration…for your safety, of course.
And remember kids: it doesn’t matter if the TSA has failed to catch a single terrorist ever, they will still strip search your 85-year-old grandmother and treat her like she’s got C-4 strapped to that colostomy bag when they’re humiliatingly and painfully ripping it out of her in front of her fellow Americans at the Nazi checkpoints our nation’s airports have become.
Contributed by Melissa Melton of The Daily Sheeple.