5 Hyperborean Tips for Surviving Thanksgiving with Your Liberal Family

Thanksgiving is right around the corner and your plebeian family still hasn’t read any Julius Evola.

Here at Red Ice, we understand the challenges you face during the holidays as a hyperborean man among the ruins. While the battle against the dark forces of Kali Yuga is no easy task, it pales in comparison with the grim experience of listening to that liberal cousin of yours whine about Trump in between bites of store-bought stuffing.

As such, we’re providing you with 5 tips to help you survive the telluric affair known as Thanksgiving.

  1. Immediately begin talking about serious topics. Many people argue that politics, social issues, etc. should be avoided during Thanksgiving dinners. These people are wrong and dumb. By immediately discussing politics, you will be able to convert as many family members to your reasonable, commonsense views on Atlantis, racial differences, and spiritual alchemy as possible.
  2. Recite passages from Traditionalist works during periods of silence. During gaps in conversation, the average person will focus on eating, and wait for things to pick up naturally. You are not the average person. As a Man Against Time, you have memorized works by Julius Evola, Rene Guenon, and other Traditionalist thinkers, and are thus prepared to quote therefrom during periods of silence, however minute.
  3. Pull aside particularly receptive family members after dinner. To make the most of your Thanksgiving conversion efforts,…

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