Two policemen guard the King Edward VII hospital as the Queen Elizabeth recovers. And that’s the long and short of it.
You thought Justin Bieber’s lateness was embarrassing? Imagine being caught short while performing.
Nick Clegg: you wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.
“And what do YOU do?” the man asked Prince Charles.
One of these men is a cycling champion, the other champions… no, wait. The other’s a buffoon.
Kevin Pietersen: not necessarily the skilled sportsman he’d have us believe.
Fat Boy Slim was hoping to meet a funk soul brother at the House of Commons. Instead, he got Lembit Opik.
We don’t think relations between Poland and Germany have been this good since… Nope, can’t think when.
Ever wondered how they keep tiny birds still to weigh them? Well, wonder no more.
The new US Energy Secretary is unveiled. And it’s Tommy Lee Jones in ‘Lincoln’.
You know when they talk about having a devil on your shoulder..?
Uh-oh – looks like Antony Worrall Thompson’s been caught shoplifting again!
People of Britain, note: This pose is as casual as David Cameron gets.
Still, at least his wife knows how to let her hair down.
Gareth Bale finally invests in an invisible mattress to dive on to.
Meanwhile, back at the O2 gig, fans worry that Justin Bieber’s getting just a bit <em>too</em> messianic.
Two dogs attempt to reenact the “two fish in a tank” joke.
“Oh, don’t worry – I’ve had plenty of experience sitting next to a dummy.”
Sorry, Boots, but <a href=”http://redirect.viglink.com?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2F2013%2F03%2F05%2Fworst-mothers-day-gifts-boots-pictures_n_2810759.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Duk-comedy”>this is not what our mums want</a> for Mother’s Day.
Meanwhile, at the Vatican, God gives a sign about his unhappiness at having to choose a new Pope.
Francoise Hollande: not putting out for Israel.
Cheryl Cole shows Francois Hollande how it’s done.
A rabbit <a href=”http://redirect.viglink.com?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2F2013%2F03%2F05%2Fstuff-on-my-rabbit-tumblr-vinnie_n_2809634.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Duk-comedy”>with stuff on its head</a>. Trust us: this toilet roll is just the tip of the iceberg (lettuce).
Finally, Boris starts to smell success.
Cara Delevingne – pulling ugly faces in the way that only the truly beautiful can.
Angela Merkel: not happy at all with her Mother’s Day present this year.
It’s the fancy dress outfit we’ve all been waiting for!
Ben Stiller plays tennis, despite having forgotten his kit. AWKWARD!
Wait – is it those two policemen again?
