At an Oscars after-party, Heidi Klum poses with the four Kardashians.
Jennifer Lawrence fortunately avoids injury at the Oscars when her dress’s parachute automatically opens.
No one had the heart to tell Nick that his friend Dave was imaginary.
“And if you could aim directly for the big hole, kids…”
“Yes, well, my husband’s a clown, too.”
No, we can’t believe it either, Nigel.
And nor can Jennifer Lawrence.
Prince Harry gets down with The Kids. Literally.
Because sometimes only a – sorry – <em>the</em> right tool will do.
Sadly, the envelope-stuffing was all too much for one Lib Dem volunteer.
That Gerard Butler is a right japester! And also: terribly small.
Everything was going brilliantly until Michelle Obama started playing her Invisible Double Bass.
Prince Charles is left embarrassed when he’s spied taking down a copy of Razzle from the top shelf.
Faye Dunaway rushes to the Oscars straight after doing the washing up.
Meanwhile, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are still trying to perfect their Justin Bieber clones.
No, we have no idea why, either.
Tesco <a href=”http://redirect.viglink.com?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.co.uk%2F2013%2F03%2F01%2Ftesco-messes-up-maths-half-price-mothers-day-chocolates-_n_2787862.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Duk-comedy”>don’t quite get the maths right</a>.
Beth Tweddle really should get an agent to handle all these calls for her.
One of these men is a highly regarded international statesman. The other is the British prime minister.
Once again, The Queen tries to ignore the strange man that’s been following her around for 65 years.
And the award for Best Gurner goes to…
Maradona – still got it. The ability to use something other than his foot on a ball, that is.
Apple resort to desperate measures to infiltrate an Android event.
Sadly, you can’t always rely on the people you give out Oscars to.
Well, we’ve all had to hold our nose while voting Liberal Democrat, haven’t we?
Richard Branson unveils his secret weapon to make Laura Robson the next Wimbledon champion: Bigger balls. And racquets.
At the Oscars, Chris Tucker suddenly realises how long Seth MacFarlane’s been on stage for.
The only thing more embarrassing than being snapped naked? Being snapped in a pink apron with Paddington Bears all over it.
“Whoah! What did I tell you about the hair?!”
Catherine Zeta Jones spots a critic in the audience.
With austerity biting hard, Boris resorts to making his own high-vis bicycle accessories.
“So I’m listening to Skrillex! So what?!”
To be fair, Jennifer, a Best Actress Oscar already <em>is</em> a kind of ‘f*** you’.
In which Kim Jong Un befriends Dennis Rodman, and satire dies.
In which Ed Balls sees the Kim Jong Un and Dennis Rodman photo.
