Louder With Crowder
April 13, 2018
Today was the confirmation hearing for the new secretary of state, Mike Pompeo. Funsies. As you can imagine, people had plenty of questions for him. Questions that determined his fitness for the important role he’s about to take on. One that stuck out? Senator Corey Booker “grilling” Pompeo on if he digs gay sex or not. If he squeals in delight at the thought of a bowtied bromance or a few butch boos. It is of utter import that we know the answer before he’s secretary of state.
You can watch the craptastic ordeal here:
.@CoryBooker: “You do not believe it’s appropriate for two gay people to marry?”
Mike Pompeo: “Senator, I continue to hold that view.” pic.twitter.com/zlGgj3JfpW
— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 12, 2018
So that happened. Cory held Mike’s feet over the fire on that one. There was certainly quite a bit of flaming going on.
Fortunately for us, that clip is on the internet and the internet is forever. Twitter delivered a swift mocking.
“To verify your tolerance, I now ask that you publicly watch ‘Brokeback Mountain’ without making a face and that you cry at the end, sir!” https://t.co/doTzg48QmR
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 12, 2018
“Did you enjoy ‘Moonlight,’ sir? DID YOU?!”
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 12, 2018
“Mr. Pompeo, was CALL ME BY YOUR NAME snubbed at the Oscars? I’d like to remind you that you’re under oath.”
— Greg Tomlin (@TomlinMedia) April 12, 2018
He’s only asking “for a friend” though.
— William Riggs IV (@WSR_IV) April 12, 2018
Cory Booker: Do you think gay sex is a perversion?
Mike Pompeo: My respect for every individual, regardless of sexual orientation, is the same.
Cory Booker: I’m going to press play on this gay porno and we are going to watch your face and you better not cringe.
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) April 12, 2018
I respect all individuals…