{"id":94049,"date":"2013-11-25T20:08:55","date_gmt":"2013-11-25T19:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jonrappoport.wordpress.com\/?p=5025"},"modified":"2013-11-25T21:01:08","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T20:01:08","slug":"fukushima-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/editorials\/fukushima-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Fukushima Man"},"content":{"rendered":"

So there I was\u00a0in one of those giant discount stores\u00a0trying on a new pair of pants in the dressing room\u00a0a cool neutral voice said\u00a0\u201cchanging your underwear is politics\u00a0and by the way when was the last time\u00a0you cut your toenails\u00a0wearing or not wearing a watch is politics\u00a0that mole near your left knee is political\u00a0the calcium deposit on your right ankle is political\u00a0the way you look at yourself in the mirror is political\u00a0those three years of your life in the 60s we can\u2019t account for\u00a0are political.\u201d<\/p>\n

The curtain brushed aside and a tall naked woman walked in\u00a0she ran a black instrument over the new pants\u00a0-a loud buzz-\u00a0\u201cthey\u2019re radioactive,\u201d she said \u201ctesticular cancer in three months\u00a0try the pink drawstring sweat pants instead\u201d\u00a0she withdrew\u00a0the neutral voice picked up\u2026\u00a0\u201cyou\u2019re a month late on your appointment for a dental cleaning\u00a0you haven\u2019t changed your oil in a year\u00a0your health plan will be canceled next week\u201d<\/p>\n

I ran out of the dressing room, spotted the front door in the distance and hightailed it\u2026<\/p>\n

I emerged into the parking lot\u2026cop cars parked all around\u2026no way through\u2026SWAT guys in black with rifles pointed at me\u2026fat dude with a bullhorn\u2026\u201dlie down on the ground\u2026lie down on the ground now\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

I looked around and saw a large man wearing a gray coat walking away from the store with a package under his arm. I pointed at him and screamed \u201cRussian agent! There! Al Qaeda Russian terrorist! Get him!\u201d<\/p>\n

The cops all swiveled and opened fire. They turned that poor bastard into dog meat in a few seconds.<\/p>\n

A lieutenant walked up to me and shook my hand. \u201cYou saved your country today, sir.\u201d<\/p>\n

He squinted. \u201cWe knew you were for real when we saw your pants. They\u2019re glowing. Those are Fukushima Casuals. Not many men have the balls to wear them.\u201d<\/p>\n

a month later<\/p>\n

when I met the president<\/p>\n

they had me in my new pants<\/p>\n

behind a special shield<\/p>\n

he passed a medal through a slot<\/p>\n

and I took it and put it my pocket<\/p>\n

\u201cson,\u201d the president said, \u201cwe all have to make sacrifices<\/p>\n

to keep the engines running and the lights on<\/p>\n

we\u2019re all in this together\u201d<\/p>\n

he grinned, winked, and shot me with his finger<\/p>\n

a few minutes later the SS boys dumped me out in an alley and pointed me toward a string of bars<\/p>\n

I got the message<\/p>\n

the women, you see,<\/p>\n

and I\u2019m not talking the best women maybe, but<\/p>\n

some women are better than no women,<\/p>\n

are attracted to the pants<\/p>\n

they come up to me while I\u2019m drinking and<\/p>\n

touch the material<\/p>\n

when I\u2019m in my room late at night smoking<\/p>\n

I notice the cigarettes burn faster<\/p>\n

the wall paper is peeling<\/p>\n

the windows are fogging over right away<\/p>\n

there\u2019s a force<\/p>\n

I have this crazy feeling<\/p>\n

it has a mind or at least a purpose of its own<\/p>\n

it wants to expand<\/p>\n

and I\u2019m the messenger<\/p>\n

it\u2019s chosen me for some reason<\/p>\n

but<\/p>\n

when I wake up in the morning I realize it\u2019s just one of those things you think when you\u2019re alone<\/p>\n

and the most important thing about you is your glowing pants<\/p>\n

even a blessing can be a curse<\/p>\n

that\u2019s what I say now when I\u2019m on the occasional talk show<\/p>\n

when a lunatic with bright bright teeth<\/p>\n

interviews me<\/p>\n

the man with the glowing pants<\/p>\n

\u2026so I\u2019m sitting in this little bar talking to a floozie<\/p>\n

when the tall naked woman from the giant discount store<\/p>\n

walks in<\/p>\n

only she\u2019s wearing a business suit<\/p>\n

she brushes the floozie aside and sits next to me<\/p>\n

she orders three shots of tequila and downs them one after another<\/p>\n

she leans in close and says<\/p>\n

\u201cdon\u2019t you get it? they\u2019ve been profiling you for a while now, turns out you\u2019re the one schmuck in fifty million who thrives on radiation\u2026\u201d she leans even closer and I can feel her tongue in my ear like a moist swizzle stick\u2026\u201din fact, they\u2019re thinking of wiping out the whole human race and rebuilding it using you as the genetic template\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

and that\u2019s how I find myself in an underground lab strapped to a table and a guy who reminds me of Allen Dulles, dead-eye dick with those rimless glasses and a cold blank stare,<\/p>\n

stands above me\u2026<\/p>\n

Allen says, \u201cIf we put this guy next to a few fuel rods, he might glow so brightly he lights up the whole world\u2026he might be God\u2026he might be, finally, God made visible\u2026.ship this putz to Japan tonight and let\u2019s see what happens\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

Fukushima Man<\/p>\n

Jon Rappoport<\/p>\n

The author of two explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED and EXIT FROM THE MATRIX, Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails at www.nomorefakenews.com<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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