{"id":92074,"date":"2013-11-18T02:43:46","date_gmt":"2013-11-18T01:43:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karendecoster.com\/?p=20994"},"modified":"2013-11-18T02:43:46","modified_gmt":"2013-11-18T01:43:46","slug":"the-tsa-wants-to-remind-you-that-you-are-a-captive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/editorials\/the-tsa-wants-to-remind-you-that-you-are-a-captive\/","title":{"rendered":"The TSA Wants to Remind You That You Are A Captive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.9wsyr.com\/news\/local\/story\/New-exit-portals-at-Hancock-Airport-causing\/PJjV_Yr97kKe2b3JH7m6pA.cspx\">The new &#8220;exit&#8221; <del>portals<\/del> gulags at Syracuse Hancock Airport<\/a> are bulletproof pods that are meant to make you feel like a prisoner who cannot leave.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>They&#8217;ve been called pods, bubbles, capsules, even Willy Wonka&#8217;s glass elevator, and they have caused confusion and frustration.<\/p>\n<p>Adam Hayes, who was traveling from Fort Worth Texas, said \u201cI&#8217;ve never see those before, so I travel quite a bit through many airports and I don\u2019t understand the purpose of that right there. So it bottlenecks you coming out, when they should want you to leave.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A futuristic voice gives the captive instructions on how to handle the temporary imprisonment. And yes, these new &#8220;portals&#8221; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnycentral.com\/news\/story.aspx?id=960396#.UolviWTN4dI\">were designed and approved by the TSA<\/a>. We are told to expect these to spread to airports all over the US in the near future. Some really bloody, sick tyrants came up with this contraption.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1nPcVfEaKdE?hl=en_US&amp;version=3\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"420\" height=\"315\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1nPcVfEaKdE?hl=en_US&amp;version=3\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new &ldquo;exit&rdquo; portals gulags at Syracuse Hancock Airport are bulletproof pods that are meant to make you feel like a prisoner who cannot leave. They&rsquo;ve been called pods, bubbles, capsules, even Willy Wonka&rsquo;s glass elevator, and they have caused confusion and frustration. Adam Hayes, who was traveling from Fort Worth Texas, said &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve never [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1226,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[461],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-92074","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-editorials"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92074","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1226"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}