{"id":44110,"date":"2013-06-21T19:26:54","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/monkey-bites-officer-issuing-speeding-ticket\/44110\/"},"modified":"2013-06-21T19:26:54","modified_gmt":"2013-06-21T18:26:54","slug":"monkey-bites-officer-issuing-speeding-ticket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/monkey-bites-officer-issuing-speeding-ticket\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkey Bites Officer Issuing Speeding Ticket"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- START CONTENT --><\/p>\n<p>Stage performing monkey helps take a bite out of crime<\/p>\n<p><strong>Infowars.com<\/strong><br \/>June 21, 2013<\/p>\n<p>In a scenario that might send people rushing their local exotic pet shop, an unsuspecting Texas police officer was assaulted by the most unlikely of aggressors after administering a speeding ticket to a motorist.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Aransas Pass, TX rookie officer Keith Moore captured the incident on a camera mounted on the side of his sunglasses.<\/p>\n<p>After reaching into the vehicle to ask the driver for his signature, he pulled back swiftly and in surprise after a monkey jumped out of the back seat and bit his hand.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA monkey bit me,\u201d officer Keith told his sergeant upon returning to his squad vehicle. \u201cHis monkey attacked me\u2026 He had a monkey and it bit my hand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>King5 reported the officer sustained only a minor scratch and that the primate in question was actually a traveling performer who apparently didn\u2019t take too kindly to revenue generating public servants violating due process laws.<\/p>\n<p>      &lt;!&#8211; <\/p>\n<div class=\"nextpage\">\n              <\/div>\n<p> &#8211;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>This article was posted: Friday, June 21, 2013  at  1:14 pm<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/tag\/domestic-news-2\/\" rel=\"tag\">domestic news<\/a>, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/tag\/police-state-2\/\" rel=\"tag\">police state<\/a><\/p>\n<hr class=\"dotted_line\" \/>\n<hr class=\"dotted_line\" \/><!-- share and follow --><br \/>\n      <!-- end of share and follow --><\/p>\n<hr class=\"dotted_line\" \/>\n<hr class=\"dotted_line\" \/>&lt;!&#8211; this is where we need to show the related articles  <\/p>\n<div class=\"related_articles_container\">\n<h3 class=\"sub_titles\">Related Articles<\/h3>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&#8211;&gt; <\/p>\n<p>This article originally appeared on: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.infowars.com\/monkey-bites-officer-issuing-speeding-ticket\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Monkey Bites Officer Issuing Speeding Ticket\">Infowars<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stage performing monkey helps take a bite out of crime Infowars.comJune 21, 2013 In a scenario that might send people rushing their local exotic pet shop, an unsuspecting Texas police officer was assaulted by the most unlikely of aggressors after administering a speeding ticket to a motorist. Aransas Pass, TX rookie officer Keith Moore captured [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[487],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-44110","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-breaking-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44110"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44110\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}