{"id":370966,"date":"2018-07-26T18:13:16","date_gmt":"2018-07-26T17:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/british-soldiers-grapple-with-sex-toy-glued-to-army-hq-find-it-hard-to-get-off-videos-rt-uk-news\/"},"modified":"2018-07-26T18:13:16","modified_gmt":"2018-07-26T17:13:16","slug":"british-soldiers-grapple-with-sex-toy-glued-to-army-hq-find-it-hard-to-get-off-videos-rt-uk-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/british-soldiers-grapple-with-sex-toy-glued-to-army-hq-find-it-hard-to-get-off-videos-rt-uk-news\/","title":{"rendered":"British soldiers grapple with sex toy glued to army HQ, find it hard to get off (VIDEOS) \u2014 RT UK News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdni.rt.com\/files\/2018.07\/thumbnail\/5b59fbe1fc7e9328668b465d.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>        A sex toy, stuck to the roof of a British Army building, proved to be much harder (so to speak) to remove than expected. <\/p>\n<div>\n<p>The sexual device was glued to the top of the regimental headquarters of the King\u2019s Royal Hussars, a cavalry regiment, and initially it looked like it was there to stay.<\/p>\n<div class=\"rtcode\"><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Somebody has glued a sex toy to the top of the KRH Regimental Headquarters.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently it\u2019s going to take 40 days to remove as it\u2019s \u201cnot a priority job\u201d in the view of estate management. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/JwtNhA8914\">pic.twitter.com\/JwtNhA8914<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nick Waters (@N_Waters89) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/N_Waters89\/status\/1022089178669096963?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/center><\/div>\n<p>The managers of the building said removing the device was \u201c<em>not a priority job<\/em>\u201d, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/N_Waters89\/status\/1022089178669096963\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">according<\/a> to ex-infantry officer and journalist Nick Waters who posted the footage, and claimed it could take up to 40 days before it reached the top of the to-do list.<\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.rt.com\/uk\/420513-smart-sex-toy-regulation-onwurah\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">READ MORE: \u2018You can hack a dildo, so we must act\u2019: Labour MP demands sex toy regulation<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some soldiers decided to take matters into their own hands and fashioned a rather long poking device in an attempt to prod it down themselves &#8211; in actuality they just flicked it a bit, much to the delight of the giggling group of onlookers.<\/p>\n<div class=\"rtcode\"><center><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-conversation=\"none\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Someone finally came to remove the dildo from the regiment HQ and I\u2019ve been sent a video with the titanic theme dubbed over the top and I am finding this far too funny \u2018don\u2019t forget the base!\u2019 <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/6OK7O9YV5u\">pic.twitter.com\/6OK7O9YV5u<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FelicityMorse\/status\/1022213752798760960?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 25, 2018<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><\/center><\/div>\n<p>It appears management rethought the PR repercussions of leaving a sex toy on top of an army building for weeks, and they removed the phallic device with the help of a crane and some elbow grease on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Think your friends would be interested? Share this story!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rt.com\/uk\/434365-dildo-british-army-video\/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=RSS\">RT<\/a>. This piece was reprinted by <a href=\"http:\/\/rinf.com\">RINF Alternative News<\/a> with permission or license.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sex toy, stuck to the roof of a British Army building, proved to be much harder (so to speak) to remove than expected. The sexual device was glued to the top of the regimental headquarters of the King\u2019s Royal Hussars, a cavalry regiment, and initially it looked like it was there to stay. 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