{"id":363778,"date":"2018-06-02T10:39:42","date_gmt":"2018-06-02T09:39:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/ivankas-full-frontal\/"},"modified":"2018-06-02T10:39:42","modified_gmt":"2018-06-02T09:39:42","slug":"ivankas-full-frontal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/ivankas-full-frontal\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivanka\u2019s Full Frontal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<div id=\"attachment_102591\" style=\"width: 520px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-102591\" src=\"https:\/\/uziiw38pmyg1ai60732c4011-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com\/wp-content\/dropzone\/2018\/06\/29663598771_6774bf79d3_z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"340\"  \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by Michael Vadon | <a href=\"https:\/\/creativecommons.org\/licenses\/by\/2.0\/\">CC BY 2.0<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em><br \/>Good my lord,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You have begot me, bred me, loved me.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I return those duties back as are right fit:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Obey you, love you, and most honor you.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>\u2014 Cordelia, King Lear<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Last Sunday Ivanka Trump posted a curiously timed photo of herself nuzzled up to her son with the caption \u201cSunday Morning.\u201d This came on the heels of news that the US Department of Health and Human Services had lost 1,500 children at the immigration border. Have no fear, The Resistance is here. Leading the cause has been Full Frontal host Samantha Bee. Before diagnosing Ivanka (a far more rewarding task), let us try to understand what full frontal means. The term refers to a completely naked front of the body. This is not to be confused (or maybe it is) with the term \u201cfull frontal feminism\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Clearly, Ivanka\u2019s photo with her son was not full frontal enough as Bee insisted that Ivanka should: \u201cDo something about your dad\u2019s immigration practices, you feckless cunt! He listens to you! Put on something tight and low-cut and tell your father to fucking stop it!\u201d This is not the first time the concept of the family has confused Mrs. Bee, as she tipped her hat to eugenics after she had to explain away her three children. Bee said that she and her husband were \u201cjust procreating like we\u2019re farmers.\u201d Replace the word farmers with the word Mexicans and you have a Rosanne Barr-like-crisis for liberals.<\/p>\n<p>The liberals got even cuter, with Teen Vogue\u2019s Emily Lindin&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.counterpunch.org\/2018\/06\/01\/ivankas-full-frontal\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Photo by Michael Vadon | CC BY 2.0 Good my lord, You have begot me, bred me, loved me. I return those duties back as are right fit: Obey you, love you, and most honor you. \u2014 Cordelia, King Lear Last Sunday Ivanka Trump posted a curiously timed photo of herself nuzzled up to her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[519],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-363778","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-newswire"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=363778"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363778\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=363778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=363778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=363778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}