{"id":349160,"date":"2018-02-21T04:07:27","date_gmt":"2018-02-21T03:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/is-bigfoot-muellers-missing-link\/"},"modified":"2018-02-21T04:07:27","modified_gmt":"2018-02-21T03:07:27","slug":"is-bigfoot-muellers-missing-link","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/newswire\/is-bigfoot-muellers-missing-link\/","title":{"rendered":"Is Bigfoot Mueller\u2019s Missing Link?"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dissidentvoice.org\/2018\/02\/is-bigfoot-muellers-missing-link\/unnamed-348\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-76944\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-76944\" src=\"https:\/\/dissidentvoice.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/unnamed-229x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"229\" height=\"300\"   \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In an astonishing and defining moment both for cryptozoology and the Russian Collusion narrative, Independent Counsel Robert Mueller revealed today that massive hominid footprints discovered outside both Trump Tower and the Kremlin originate from the same primate species, if not the same individual.<\/p>\n<p>Posing proudly with plaster casts, Mueller sketched out his theory for a rapt group of journalists as well as some CNN folks with microphones:<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt all fell in place for us one <span class=\"aBn\" tabindex=\"0\" data-term=\"goog_1308701357\"><span class=\"aQJ\">3 am<\/span><\/span> after a few beers. Bigfoot appears to have served as a missing-link emissary species, carrying collusion directives from the Kremlin to the Trump Campaign.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Has Bigfoot been deposed?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cNo. But <\/em><em>we will be presenting blurry pictures at a later date.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Is Putin directly implicated in this scheme?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWe have always operated from the premise that Putin is omnipotent. So yes.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>What about the recent revelations that your Russian troll indictment was lifted, whole-cloth, from a <a href=\"http:\/\/thegatewaypundit.com\/2018\/02\/stunning-mueller-patched-together-much-indictment-2015-radio-free-europe-article\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\" data-saferedirecturl=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/url?hl=en&amp;q=http:\/\/thegatewaypundit.com\/2018\/02\/stunning-mueller-patched-together-much-indictment-2015-radio-free-europe-article\/&amp;source=gmail&amp;ust=1519150127951000&amp;usg=AFQjCNHOG1eWxbcvVo-cLAnh-ausSJIF7Q\"> 2015 Radio Free Europe Ukranian article<\/a>? Are in-house plagiarism indictments forthcoming?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cIt\u2019s DOJ\u2019s policy never to comment on ongoing witch hunts. What I can say is that we will continue to move in a dogged and determined fashion to confirm all our original suspicions until justice fully serves our unquenchable drive for power.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Do you have any comment on President Trump\u2019s latest tweets and do you plan to explore his \u201c400 pound genius sitting in bed and playing with his computer\u201d theory?<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cWhile&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/dissidentvoice.org\/2018\/02\/is-bigfoot-muellers-missing-link\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In an astonishing and defining moment both for cryptozoology and the Russian Collusion narrative, Independent Counsel Robert Mueller revealed today that massive hominid footprints discovered outside both Trump Tower and the Kremlin originate from the same primate species, if not the same individual. Posing proudly with plaster casts, Mueller sketched out his theory for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2525,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[519],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-349160","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-newswire"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2525"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=349160"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349160\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=349160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=349160"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=349160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}