{"id":30824,"date":"2013-03-23T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-03-23T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crooksandliars.com\/julianna-forlano\/wing-nut-thon-already-progress-ab"},"modified":"2013-03-23T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-03-23T01:00:00","slug":"wing-nut-a-thon-already-in-progress-absurdity-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/wing-nut-a-thon-already-in-progress-absurdity-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Wing-Nut-A-Thon! Already In Progress: Absurdity Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>The sheer volume of recent wing nut quotes has forced most thinking Americans to adjust their Sanity-Preserve-O-Meter&#8217;s from &#8220;Keep Calm&#8221; to &#8220;Stun&#8221;. And they probably didn&#8217;t even see what we saw. Absurdity Today, Julianna Forlano&#8217;s satiric news parody, serves up what you missed, with a side of sense:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sheer volume of recent wing nut quotes has forced most thinking Americans to adjust their Sanity-Preserve-O-Meter&#8217;s from &#8220;Keep Calm&#8221; to &#8220;Stun&#8221;. And they probably didn&#8217;t even see what we saw. Absurdity Today, Julianna Forlano&#8217;s satiric news parody,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[487],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-30824","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-breaking-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30824","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30824"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30824\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30824"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30824"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30824"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}