{"id":30417,"date":"2013-03-19T22:43:28","date_gmt":"2013-03-19T21:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/zerohedge\/feed\/~3\/kqObIUrPtYk\/story01.htm"},"modified":"2013-03-19T22:43:28","modified_gmt":"2013-03-19T21:43:28","slug":"the-annotated-schaeuble-cyprus-post-mortem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/the-annotated-schaeuble-cyprus-post-mortem\/","title":{"rendered":"The Annotated Schaeuble Cyprus Post-Mortem"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Confused by the litany of threats, palliatives, urgings, promises and outright lies just uttered by the German&#8217;s finmin wheelchair maestro? Fear not for we are here to explain it all:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS IT&#8217;S A &#8220;SERIOUS SITUATION<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; Which as Juncker told us, means &#8220;<em>you have to lie.&#8221;<\/em><\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS GERMANY REGRETS CYPRUS DECISION<\/strong> &#8211; Cyprus regrets the German regret<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS CYPRUS WILL GET NO MONEY IF THEY DONT ACCEPT OUR OFFERS<\/strong> &#8211; Unless Russia and China submit their own better &#8220;offers&#8221;<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS CREDITORS HAVE TO BE INVOLVED WHEN THERE IS AN INSOLVENCY<\/strong> &#8211; They usually are, and usually end up with nothing or just more than nothing<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS NO ONE EXCEPT CYPRUS IS TO BLAME FOR ITS CURRENT SITUATION<\/strong> &#8211; Likewise for its creditors<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS CYPRUS GOVT THINKS WITH ITS DECISION IT CAN ATTRACT LARGE INVESTORS TO CYPRUS IN FUTURE<\/strong> &#8211; Russia is happy that Germany thinks it is large<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS CYPRUS&#8217;S &#8220;BUSINESS MODEL&#8221; DOESN&#8217;T WORK ANY MORE, RATINGS AGENCY HAVE DOWNGRADED TO JUNK LEVEL<\/strong> &#8211; Italy and Spain&#8217;s business models are therefore about to break next<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS 2 LARGE CYPRUS BANKS ARE ESSENTIALLY INSOLVENT WITHOUT HELP<\/strong> &#8211; All large banks are insolvent without help<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS HE THINKS CYPRUS MUST ACT QUICKLY, THERE ISN&#8217;T ENOUGH TIME TO WAIT UNTIL JUNE<\/strong> &#8211; And certainly not until September when the German elections are<\/li>\n<li><strong>SCHAEUBLE SAYS EURO ZONE IS MUCH MORE STABLE THAN PREVIOUSLY<\/strong> &#8211; sell first bullet<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div class=\"fivestar-static-form-item form-item\"><label>Average:<\/label><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"user-rating\">Your rating: <span>None<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"average-rating\">Average: <span>4.7<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"total-votes\">(<span>15<\/span> votes)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Confused by the litany of threats, palliatives, urgings, promises and outright lies just uttered by the German&#8217;s finmin wheelchair maestro? Fear not for we are here to explain it all:<br \/>\nSCHAEUBLE SAYS IT&#8217;S A &#8220;SERIOUS SITUATION&#8221; &#8211; Which as Juncker told u&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[487],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-30417","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-breaking-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30417","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30417"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30417\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30417"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30417"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30417"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}