{"id":28278,"date":"2013-02-14T14:45:38","date_gmt":"2013-02-14T13:45:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.co.uk\/2013\/02\/14\/prime-minister-ikea-bandq_n_2685767.html?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics?ncid=GEP"},"modified":"2013-02-14T14:45:38","modified_gmt":"2013-02-14T13:45:38","slug":"it-completely-did-my-head-in-when-i-did-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/it-completely-did-my-head-in-when-i-did-it\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;It Completely Did My Head In When I Did It&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div itemprop=\"articleBody\">\n<p>In politics, the keys to success are allegiance and loyalty, both to your party and to the public.<\/p>\n<p>David Cameron appeared to put both these rock-solid pieces of guidance to one side as he pledged his devotion to IKEA in a room full of B&amp;Q employees in Eastleigh on Thursday.<\/p>\n<p>His cack-minded consumer confession drew gasps from an obviously shocked and betrayed crowd.<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t get off to a great start either, when the most powerful man in the country revealed he had prepped for the Q&amp;A session by piecing together some Lego with his son.<\/p>\n<p>Not only did he construct it, but the Eton and Oxford educated leader of our Great Britain &#8220;decoded&#8221; the instructions.<\/p>\n<p>Instructions written for children aged 5-12.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder the bloody shed did his head in.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In politics, the keys to success are allegiance and loyalty, both to your party and to the public.<br \/>\nDavid Cameron appeared to put both these rock-solid pieces of guidance to one side as he pledged his devotion to IKEA in a room full of B&amp;Q employee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[487],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-28278","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-breaking-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}