{"id":26205,"date":"2013-02-06T20:01:45","date_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/zerohedge\/feed\/~3\/9fxk0WzrCe8\/story01.htm"},"modified":"2013-02-06T20:01:45","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:01:45","slug":"how-to-abandon-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/how-to-abandon-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"HoW To ABaNDoN SHiT&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p class=\"c7\"><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8450434409%2F\" title=\"HOW TO ABANDON SHIT by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8085\/8450434409_793ba1ddcd_b.jpg\" alt=\"HOW TO ABANDON SHIT\" width=\"577\" height=\"800\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8451285580%2F\" title=\"TIS SHIT IS FUCKED II by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8193\/8451285580_bc2ac5d2b6_b.jpg\" alt=\"TIS SHIT IS FUCKED II\" width=\"1024\" height=\"721\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8427836911%2F\" title=\"TBTJ HOLDER (Final) by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8191\/8427836911_83a7c295f6_b.jpg\" alt=\"TBTJ HOLDER (Final)\" width=\"700\" height=\"1024\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\"><span class=\"c9\">Holder is Too Big To Jail<br class=\"c8\"\/><br \/>\nAs DOJ Head &#8211; He&#8217;s a Fail<br class=\"c8\"\/><br \/>\nWatch Lanny Breuer<br class=\"c8\"\/><br \/>\nEmerge from his sewer<br class=\"c8\"\/><br \/>\nThe air was undoubtedly stale<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\"><span class=\"c9\">The Limerick King<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p class=\"c7\">.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8429547716%2F\" title=\"ROYAL BANK OF SWINDLERS by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8047\/8429547716_bc0defb38a_z.jpg\" alt=\"ROYAL BANK OF SWINDLERS\" width=\"614\" height=\"278\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"fivestar-static-form-item form-item\"><label>Average:<\/label><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"user-rating\">Your rating: <span>None<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"average-rating\">Average: <span>5<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"total-votes\">(<span>1<\/span> vote)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8450434409%2F\" title=\"HOW TO ABANDON SHIT by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8085\/8450434409_793ba1ddcd_b.jpg\" alt=\"HOW TO ABANDON SHIT\" width=\"577\" height=\"800\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8451285580%2F\" title=\"TIS SHIT IS FUCKED II by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8193\/8451285580_bc2ac5d2b6_b.jpg\" alt=\"TIS SHIT IS FUCKED II\" width=\"1024\" height=\"721\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8427836911%2F\" title=\"TBTJ HOLDER (Final) by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8191\/8427836911_83a7c295f6_b.jpg\" alt=\"TBTJ HOLDER (Final)\" width=\"700\" height=\"1024\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span>Holder is Too Big To Jail<br \/>\nAs DOJ Head &#8211; He&#8217;s a Fail<br \/>\nWatch Lanny Breuer<br \/>\nEmerge from his sewer<br \/>\nThe air was undoubtedly stale<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>The Limerick King<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&amp;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fexpd%2F8429547716%2F\" title=\"ROYAL BANK OF SWINDLERS by Colonel Flick\/WilliamBanzai7, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm9.staticflickr.com\/8047\/8429547716_bc0defb38a_z.jpg\" alt=\"ROYAL BANK OF SWINDLERS\" width=\"614\" height=\"278\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<label>Average:<\/label><\/p>\n<p><span>Your rating: <span>None<\/span><\/span> <span>Average: <span>5<\/span><\/span> <span>(<span>1<\/span> vote)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[487],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-26205","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-breaking-news"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}