{"id":20922,"date":"2013-01-15T19:02:13","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T18:02:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feedproxy.google.com\/~r\/zerohedge\/feed\/~3\/lxF9CrgjJMw\/story01.htm"},"modified":"2013-01-15T19:02:13","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T18:02:13","slug":"farcebook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/rinf.com\/alt-news\/breaking-news\/farcebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Farcebook"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>As we anxiously await the titanic announcement about to spew forth from Menlo Park, we thought a look at 2013&#8217;s +20% performance was worthwhile. We would expect to hear a plethora of &#8216;monetizing mobile&#8217; and a cajillion eyeballs must mean something. Will the Facebook phone replace the Obama-phone? Will being &#8216;liked&#8217; provide external stimulus? Will they be merging with Dell (or Radioshack?) Feeling bullish? Be wary, implied vol is at its most expensivce to realized vol in 7 months&#8230; Rest assured, we will bring the critical headlines as they break&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>*FACEBOOK SAYS IT&#8217;S A PRODUCT ANNOUNCEMENT\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :FB US<\/strong><\/li>\n<li><strong>*FACEBOOK ANNOUNCES GRAPH SEARCH\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 :FB US<\/strong><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>FB stumbling now -1.7%<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fuser3303%2Fimageroot%2F2013%2F01%2F20130115_FB.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/user3303\/imageroot\/2013\/01\/20130115_FB_0.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"466\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Implied vol is very expensve to realizeds (i.e. people are &#8216;hedged&#8217;)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/redirect.viglink.com\/?key=11fe087258b6fc0532a5ccfc924805c0&#038;u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.zerohedge.com%2Fsites%2Fdefault%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2Fuser3303%2Fimageroot%2F2013%2F01%2F20130115_FB1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.zerohedge.com\/sites\/default\/files\/images\/user3303\/imageroot\/2013\/01\/20130115_FB1_0.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"336\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"fivestar-static-form-item form-item\"><label>Average:<\/label><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"user-rating\">Your rating: <span>None<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"average-rating\">Average: <span>5<\/span><\/span> <span class=\"total-votes\">(<span>1<\/span> vote)<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/pixel.quantserve.com\/pixel\/p-89EKCgBk8MZdE.gif\" border=\"0\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>As we anxiously await the titanic announcement about to spew forth from Menlo Park, we thought a look at 2013&#8217;s +20% performance was worthwhile. 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