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怎么对箔一种恐怖分子剧情在七简单的步

星期一, 2007年10月1日
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什么您不应该知道

Nora Ephron

1. 为了箔恐怖分子剧情,您必须首先发现恐怖分子剧情。 这不是容易。

2. 不仅任何人可能发现然后箔恐怖分子剧情。 您必须有刺激。 最佳的刺激是一个被指责的重犯,看长的监禁。 在这些情况下,您的律师在一个刑事案件,更好地一将解释对您,您也许能通过作为减轻您的判刑一个通知者介入的恐怖分子。

3. 事实您不知道任何实际恐怖分子不应该以任何方式阻止您。 必要是发明的母亲: 如果您能发现正确的原料-一哀伤,病,孤独,醉酒, deranged,不悦或者简单的反美国穆斯林某处在美国-您能做您自己的恐怖分子。

4. 现在好部分开始。 金钱! FBI将给您许多金钱带您自己的恐怖分子对许多晚餐,您,佩带导线,能记录自己提出建议对他的关于可能的目标和武器也许用于紧急恐怖分子攻击您自己的恐怖分子策划,在您的帮助下。 它甚而给您买计算机,因此您可以去Google地球为了显示您自己的恐怖分子您建议了目标的“最高机密的”空中图象。

5. 更多金钱!! FBI将给您更加金钱旅行外国与您自己的恐怖分子,并且它将提出建议关于您在前述外国时能遇见,当的恐怖分子小组。

6. 甚而几个月和几年用这种方式将通过,而您根本上得到FBI支付您的一切。 (偶然地,是肯定的您的律师事先谈判您的开支帐井,或者您可以是牵强的-,通知者在水牛城恐怖分子事例-通过设置抗议您不充分的报酬在火在白宫前面。)

7. 在有些点,某事将出错。 You may have trouble recruiting other people to collaborate with your very own terrorist, who is, as you yourself know, just an ordinary guy in a really bad mood. Or, alternatively, the terrorist cell you have carefully cobbled together may malfunction and fail to move forward — probably as a result of sheer incompetence or of simply not having been genuinely serious about the acts of terrorism you were urging it to commit. At this point, you may worry that the FBI is going to realize that there isn’t much of a terrorist plot going on here at all, just a case of entrapment. Do not despair: the FBI is way ahead of you. The FBI knows perfectly well what’s going on. The FBI has as much at stake as you do. So before it can be obvious to the world that there’s no case, the FBI will arrest your very own terrorist, hold a press conference and announce that a huge terrorist plot has been foiled. It will of course be forced to admit that this plot did not proceed beyond the pre-planning stage, that no actual weapons or money were involved, and that the plot itself was “not technically feasible,” but that will not stop the story from becoming a front-page episode all over America and, within hours, boilerplate for all the Republican politicians who believe that you need to arrest a “homegrown” terrorist now and then to justify the continuing war in Iraq. Everyone will be happy, except for the schmuck you shmikeled into becoming a terrorist, and no one really cares about him anyway.

So congratulations. You have foiled a terrorist plot. Way to go.


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