The old adage goes:
If you don’t have anything nice
to say about someone,
don’t say anything at all.
Well, OK, on a level of difficulty
this one is going to be far past ten,
but I’ll give it my best shot.
In the history of human civilization,
Barack Obama is one of the great
conmen of all time.
He’s smart, slick, and sly;
he has the silver tongue of a serpent;
he wears stylish suits;
and he can flash a big fat smile
while he lies, lies, lies
through his pearly whites.
See, if you just look hard enough
you’ll eventually find
something special about every snowflake.