Britain’s Prince Harry is marrying American actress Meghan Markle. It’s highly likely that you know this already, and it’s even more likely you couldn’t care less.
One of the defining characteristics of the event being held at humble Windsor Castle is the chance to take virtue signalling to a whole new level. Commoners are being handpicked and allowed inside the castle walls to join the celebrations and to bask in the glory of true privilege… but only from a distance – and they’ve been told to bring their own food.
ICYMI takes a look at what the hell is happening … and asks, who is this Meghan Markle person anyway?!