Steve Williams (aka Pikey) Wins The W*nker of the Week Award (Satire)

After an impressive 16 weeks, Steve Williams (aka Pikey), has been voted the run away winner of their ‘W*nker of the Week’ contest, announced the flamesong.com web site.

With an astounding 25% of the public vote, Mr. Williams went head to head against Justin Walker (aka Captain Mainwaring) to snatch  the title.

Steve Williams was notified via email late last night.

After infiltrating activist groups and disseminating disinformation such as ‘hollow Earth’, ‘9/11 holograms’ and ’shapeshifting aliens’, Williams was placed in the poll following public demand from flamesong visitors.

Praise for Steve Williams can also be found in his local area, often described by fellow ‘activists’ as “a tight arsed git” as he repeately calls for activist events to be organised yet fails to show any financial support for these events. There is however a single report of him once handing a flyer to a passerby as he, in ninja like fashion, dodged the raindrops from a government-manufactured storm cloud.

Congratulations Mr Williams, you are an inspiration to us all.

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