The Sick Science Tobacco Companies Pursue患病科学烟草公司的追求
By通过 Scott Thill斯科特希尔 | Those who complain about how the internet or advances in technology haven’t done enough to make us smarter or better may not truly remember what life was like before either. |那些谁抱怨如何在互联网上或科技进步，有做得不足够使我们更聪明或更好的可能不记得什么真正的生活是像以前一样。 For one, digging up any type of public or private information took loads more work, especially when offending parties, from governments to free-marketers, were allowed to hide behind arbitrary legalese and the lawyers who enforce it.一，挖任何类型的公共或私人信息了负载更多的工作，尤其是当违约方，从政府的自由市场，允许躲在任意法律术语和律师谁执行。 Before the internet, offenders worked in the shadows while their consumers and citizens were overexposed in the light.之前，在互联网上，罪犯的工作在暗处，而他们的消费者和公民在过度轻。
But with organizations like the non-profit但与组织，如非营利性 Center for Media and Democracy中心媒体及民主 (CMD) and their various exercises in citizen journalism, those unhappy days have thankfully passed. （ cmd ）和他们的各种演习在公民新闻，那些不愉快的日子值得欣慰的通过。 Check out one of their more interesting wiki projects called检查他们的一个更有趣的Wiki项目的所谓 Maximum Weirdness最高怪物 , which rifles through declassified files from University of California, San Francisco’s ，其中步枪，通过解密的文件从美国加州大学，旧金山的 Legacy Tobacco Documents Library遗产烟草文件图书馆 and posts both the和职位都 boring and bizarre沉闷和怪诞 results on a wikipedia dedicated strictly to Big Tobacco’s metaverse.结果对维基百科专用，严格到大，烟草的metaverse 。 It might sound like wonk work on paper, but the right mixture of keyword searches can produce some eye-opening, lung-crushing laughs.它可能听起来像是书呆子旺克的工作文件，但正确的混合物的关键字搜寻，可以产生一些开眼界，开放，龙碎冰笑着说。 Or is that cries?或者是呼声？ You decide.由你决定。
Consider考虑 the machines机器 with electrostatic traps used to conduct analysis of tobacco smoke.静电陷阱，用来进行分析烟草烟雾。 On the surface it may read like science, but pulled roughly from a library file it feels like something out of the Terminator :表面上它可能会喜欢阅读科学，而是撤出大约从图书馆档案感觉就像一些与众不同的终结者 ：
The machine is equipped with special controls for parameters such as puff duration, interval between puffs, number of puffs, automatic interruption of the puffs at a given butt length, expulsion of the butt, control of puff volume … At the same time up to twenty cigarettes from different samples can be smoked … The machine is suitable for both restricted and free smoking and a change between these two conditions can mechanically be achieved in a few seconds.机器配备了特殊的控制参数，如自卖自夸的期限，之间的间隔puffs ，人数puffs ，自动中断的puffs在某一对接的长度，被驱逐出境的对接，控制烟量…在同一时间，直至20香烟从不同的样本可以熏…机器是适合双方的限制和自由吸烟与改变之间的这两个条件，可以实现机械在几秒钟。
Whatever floats your boat, dude.无论花车您的船民， dude 。 That’s tame compared to trying to这就是驯服相比，试图 give cats hard-ons给猫硬插件 , which is what scientists at Tulane University did while trying to study the effects of nitric oxide on erections. ，而这正是科学家在杜兰大学的同时，也试图影响进行研究一氧化氮对勃起。 At least they gave the cats some Special K before slicing and needling their manhood: “Twenty-six mature male cats … were sedated with ketamine hydrochloride…and anesthetized with sodium pentobarbital.至少他们给猫一些特殊的k之前，切片和针刺他们的气概： “ 06年成熟的雄性猫…被注射镇静剂与盐酸氯胺酮… …和麻醉戊巴比妥钠。 A vertical, circumcision-like incision was made to expose the two ventral corpora cavernosa and the dorsal corpus spongiosum.一个纵向的，割礼一样的切口，取得了揭露两个腹侧语料库cavernosa和背语料库spongiosum 。 A 30-gauge needle was placed into the right corpus to permit administration of the drug into the penis. 30轨距针头放置到右边的语料库，允许当局对毒品到阴茎。 A 25-gauge needle was placed midway into the left corpus for the measurement of intracavernous pressure.” 25轨距针放在中间到左边的语料库用于测量内的压力“ 。
Normally, nitric oxide is a free radical pollutant belched from cars and factories, but who knew that having it mainlined into your penis from a couple of needles would give you an erection?一般情况下，一氧化氮是一种自由基的污染物湾从汽车和工厂，但谁知道有这mainlined到您的阴茎从一对夫妇针头，将让你勃起？ Well, Tulane evidently, and now you.那么，杜兰大学很明显，而现在您。 It’s may be a urologist’s dream, but most likely it’sa cat’s worst nightmare.它的可能是一个泌尿科医生的梦想，但最有可能这是猫的最坏的恶梦。
Of course, there are more damning documents.当然，有更多的谴责文件。 Brown and Williamson’s 1967布朗和威廉姆森的1967年 brainstorming session集思广益会议 suggesting cocaine-enhanced cigarettes or signing on Fonzi from Happy Days as a celebrity endorsement is a good one.建议可卡因增强香烟或签署关于丰齐从快乐日子作为一个名人代言是一个很好的一个。 One interesting British American Tobacco Company一个有趣的英美烟草公司 document文件 puts nicotine’s lethality into perspective, as its suits try to figure out ways to compete with harder drugs like heroin, cocaine and, yes, glue, all the while rationalizing that cigarettes might one day become as passe as pipes.把尼古丁的杀伤力到的角度来看，作为其适合尝试出来的方法，竞争更难药物一样，海洛因，可卡因和，是的，胶水，所有的同时，合理化，香烟可能一天成为passe作为水管。 Punch in some marketing keywords and you’ll find everything from proposals for冲床在一些营销关键词，你会发现一切从建议 celebrity smokers programs名人吸烟者程序 to cigarettes香烟 defiantly named公然命名 after Death, or even the后死亡，或什至 Black Death黑死病 . 。 The latter’s brainstorming one-sheet, courtesy of Philip Morris, is especially tactical in turning tolerance on its head with a four-point Bill of Rights for people who may be able to indirectly kill you if you’re near them while they’re smoking.后者的集思广益1 -资产负债表，礼貌的菲利普莫里斯公司，尤其是战术在谈到宽容就其头部了四点人权法案的人谁可以间接杀死你如果您附近的他们，而他们'重新吸烟。 “Black Death cigarettes are a direct protest from smokers against the strongly increasing intolerant anti-smoke movement,” it clumsily proclaims without irony about its ironically titled product. “黑色死亡香烟是直接从吸烟者的抗议，强烈反对增加不能容忍的反吸烟运动” ，它clumsily宣布无讽刺的关于其产品具有讽刺意味的标题。 “Black Death smokers want to maintain their rights and they do not want to be socially discriminated by arbitrary legal measures.” “黑色死亡吸烟者要维护他们的权利和他们不想被社会歧视，任意的法律措施” 。
Word for word, the grammatically challenged pitch alone says more about the tobacco industry than all the Joe Camel ads you’ll ever read and throw away.逐字逐句，文法挑战音高，仅说，更多地了解烟草业比所有骆驼乔广告您以往任何时候都阅读并扔掉。 After all, who else but the tobacco industry could complain with a straight face about intolerance and discrimination over a proposed product literally called the Black Death?毕竟，还有谁，但烟草业可以抱怨与直面对的不容忍和歧视现象较拟议的产品从字面上所谓的黑死病？
But there’sa wiki full of these in Maximum Weirdness, with room for more and with our best interests in mind.但有充分的wiki这些在最高怪物，与更多空间，并与我们的最佳利益为依归。 The opensourcing movement has changed the way information is compressed, computed and compiled, as well as how it is valued.该opensourcing运动，改变了信息的方式压缩，计算和编制，以及它是如何重视。 Information may want to be free, as the internet maxim goes, but it takes public participation in citizen journalism through projects like this to make it happen.信息可能会想要是免费的，随着互联网的格言云，但它需要公众参与，在公民的新闻，通过项目一样，这使它发生。
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